Just in time for Halloween, S#IT, An Unauthorized Musical Parody of Stephen King’s IT comes to the Producers Club in Midtown Manhattan. When a group of kids discover the true identity of a shape-shifting evil entity disguised as a maniacal dancing clown, feeding on the youth of Dairy, Maine, they must band together and destroy it before it devours them all….and sing and dance as well. With music by Tater Tits, lyrics by Jordan Ash, and a book by both, this new musical is sure to eat your heart out!
Characters
DNSK (Definitely not Stephen King)- Male, 30-65, looks a little bit like Stephen king, feels a little bit like The Crypt Keeper, self indulgent, the narrator of the play
Little Carrie-Female, 18-25, covered in blood, looks a little bit like Carrie front Carrie, listening to the story told by DNSK, has Telekinetic powers and uses them when pissed
Poundfoolish- Male, 18-45, the villain of this play, looks a little bit like the clown from It, scary and menacing with comedic timing
Stuttering Will- Male, 18-20, can pass for young teens, part of the looser club, the hero of the story, convinces everyone to join him in his quest, has a stutter due to the trauma of losing his little brother, High Tennor
Bitchie- Male, 18-20, can pass for young teens, Token Nerd, Token Jew, Token Hypochondriac, Token African American, Token class clown ( and switches between the different personalities), part of the looser club
Fats- Male, 18-20, can pass for young teens, Fattest kid in town, gets bullied a lot, really awkward around girls, part of the looser club
Deb- Female, 18-20, can pass for young teens, Tom boy, tough chick who's not afraid to do whatever is needed to be done, great at using a sling, red hair, her father sexually abuses her, part of the looser club, High soprano
Henry Flowers- Male, 18-20, can pass for young teens, School bully, dyslexic, in the closet and angry about it, loves musical theater
Porgie- Male or female, Little Brother in the raincoat, likes the circus, is taken down to the sewer by Poundfoolish
Randy Twoframes- Male (or Female), 25-35, Non Singing Role, a parody of Andy from Shawshank Redemption, gets mutilated by Poundfoolish
Lawyer in the House- (Randy), Male (or Female), a plant in the audience, gets killed multiple times
4 Ensemble members- 2 Male, 2 Female, 18-40, Plays many roles including Towns folk, Evil Spirits, Characters from Stephen Kings books, Strong singers and dancers
Auditions
Thursday, September 12th 6PM till 9PM (Monologue and 16 bars)- Producers Club, NYC
Mandatory Rehearsal Schedule
Sunday, September 22nd
IT
3:30PM till 6:30PM - A
6:30PM till 9:30PM music rehearsal both casts elsewhere
Tuesday, October 1st
IT
7:30PM till 10:30PM B
Sunday, October 6th
IT
3:30PM till 9:30PM A then B
Sunday, October 13th
IT
3:30PM till 9:30PM A then B
Sunday, October 20th
IT
3:30PM till 9:30PM A then B
Mandatory Dress Rehearsal
Thursday, October 24th
12PM till 3PM - Cast A
3PM till 6PM - Cast B
Mandatory Performances
Thursday, October 24th
7PM – S#it Performance - Cast A
9PM – S#it Performance - Cast B
Friday, October 25th
7PM – S#it Performance - Cast B
9PM – S#it Performance - Cast A
Saturday, October 26th
7PM – S#it Performance - Cast A
9PM – S#it Performance - Cast B
Thursday, October 31st
7PM – S#it Performance - Cast B
9PM – S#it Performance - Cast A
Friday, November 1st
7PM – S#it Performance - Cast A
9PM – S#it Performance - Cast B
Saturday, November 2nd
7PM – S#it Performance - Cast B
9PM – S#it Performance - Cast A
Characters
DNSK (Definitely not Stephen King)- Male, 30-65, looks a little bit like Stephen king, feels a little bit like The Crypt Keeper, self indulgent, the narrator of the play
Little Carrie-Female, 18-25, covered in blood, looks a little bit like Carrie front Carrie, listening to the story told by DNSK, has Telekinetic powers and uses them when pissed
Poundfoolish- Male, 18-45, the villain of this play, looks a little bit like the clown from It, scary and menacing with comedic timing
Stuttering Will- Male, 18-20, can pass for young teens, part of the looser club, the hero of the story, convinces everyone to join him in his quest, has a stutter due to the trauma of losing his little brother, High Tennor
Bitchie- Male, 18-20, can pass for young teens, Token Nerd, Token Jew, Token Hypochondriac, Token African American, Token class clown ( and switches between the different personalities), part of the looser club
Fats- Male, 18-20, can pass for young teens, Fattest kid in town, gets bullied a lot, really awkward around girls, part of the looser club
Deb- Female, 18-20, can pass for young teens, Tom boy, tough chick who's not afraid to do whatever is needed to be done, great at using a sling, red hair, her father sexually abuses her, part of the looser club, High soprano
Henry Flowers- Male, 18-20, can pass for young teens, School bully, dyslexic, in the closet and angry about it, loves musical theater
Porgie- Male or female, Little Brother in the raincoat, likes the circus, is taken down to the sewer by Poundfoolish
Randy Twoframes- Male (or Female), 25-35, Non Singing Role, a parody of Andy from Shawshank Redemption, gets mutilated by Poundfoolish
Lawyer in the House- (Randy), Male (or Female), a plant in the audience, gets killed multiple times
4 Ensemble members- 2 Male, 2 Female, 18-40, Plays many roles including Towns folk, Evil Spirits, Characters from Stephen Kings books, Strong singers and dancers
Auditions
Thursday, September 12th 6PM till 9PM (Monologue and 16 bars)- Producers Club, NYC
Mandatory Rehearsal Schedule
Sunday, September 22nd
IT
3:30PM till 6:30PM - A
6:30PM till 9:30PM music rehearsal both casts elsewhere
Tuesday, October 1st
IT
7:30PM till 10:30PM B
Sunday, October 6th
IT
3:30PM till 9:30PM A then B
Sunday, October 13th
IT
3:30PM till 9:30PM A then B
Sunday, October 20th
IT
3:30PM till 9:30PM A then B
Mandatory Dress Rehearsal
Thursday, October 24th
12PM till 3PM - Cast A
3PM till 6PM - Cast B
Mandatory Performances
Thursday, October 24th
7PM – S#it Performance - Cast A
9PM – S#it Performance - Cast B
Friday, October 25th
7PM – S#it Performance - Cast B
9PM – S#it Performance - Cast A
Saturday, October 26th
7PM – S#it Performance - Cast A
9PM – S#it Performance - Cast B
Thursday, October 31st
7PM – S#it Performance - Cast B
9PM – S#it Performance - Cast A
Friday, November 1st
7PM – S#it Performance - Cast A
9PM – S#it Performance - Cast B
Saturday, November 2nd
7PM – S#it Performance - Cast B
9PM – S#it Performance - Cast A